d22dave
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Lamb. Bacon. 
You know you're Aussie when.
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Gonzo
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You know your an Aussie when you don't have to ask how to install a Heater in your D40
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Krankin
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justdrinkbeer
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tagMan
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http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/...zenship-ceremony/story-e6freoof-1226254513834
Check this link. Ben Dark hosting a ceremony welcoming new citizens.
Check this link. Ben Dark hosting a ceremony welcoming new citizens.
tagMan
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The following are results from an OZ-words Competition where entrants
were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by one letter only,
and supply a witty definition.
Clearly, you need to be an Aussie
To understand.
Billabonk:
To make passionate love beside a waterhole
Bludgie:
A partner who doesn't work, but is kept As a pet
Dodgeridoo:
A fake indigenous artefact
Fair drinkum:
Good-quality Aussie wine
Flatypus:
A cat that has been run over by a vehicle
Mateshit:
All your flat mate's belongings, lying strewn around the floor
Shagman:
An unemployed male, roaming theAustralian bush in search
of sexual activity
Yabble:
The unintelligible language of Australian Freshwater crustaceans
Bushwanker:
A pretentious drongo, who reckons he's Above average when it comes
to handling himself in the scrub
Crackie-daks:
'hipster' tracksuit pants.
And for the Kiwi's amongst us:
Shornbag:
A particularly attractive Naked sheep
were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by one letter only,
and supply a witty definition.
Clearly, you need to be an Aussie
To understand.
Billabonk:
To make passionate love beside a waterhole
Bludgie:
A partner who doesn't work, but is kept As a pet
Dodgeridoo:
A fake indigenous artefact
Fair drinkum:
Good-quality Aussie wine
Flatypus:
A cat that has been run over by a vehicle
Mateshit:
All your flat mate's belongings, lying strewn around the floor
Shagman:
An unemployed male, roaming theAustralian bush in search
of sexual activity
Yabble:
The unintelligible language of Australian Freshwater crustaceans
Bushwanker:
A pretentious drongo, who reckons he's Above average when it comes
to handling himself in the scrub
Crackie-daks:
'hipster' tracksuit pants.
And for the Kiwi's amongst us:
Shornbag:
A particularly attractive Naked sheep
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Krankin
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You know your an Aussie when you don't have to ask how to install a Heater in your D40
justdrinkbeer
Member
Yup, at the butchers would you believe it, took 3weeks & $220!
d22dave
Member
Took my kids in to the fireworks in Ballarat, Top marks to the organizers brilliant show
You know your an Aussie when you don't have to ask how to install a Heater in your D40
That's gold, right there.
I think the guy's probably gone somewhere to find a blankie.
That's the sort of thing that will start a race war. Both in here, and out on the streets.
As if the cops in Sydney didn't already have their hands full with drive-by shootings, this sort of shit is just going to up the ante.
I couldn't say I blame the Aussies either. If the muslims don't like the friggin' country or the people in it, why bloody come here in the first place?
Don't forget, people, if you don't want a mosque somewhere, bury a pig in the ground.
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Dave
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A great thread like this needs to be revived.
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KraftyPg
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Geez so much for me being a good post whore, a topic like this and I'm yet to add anything too it. I'm definitely slipping I'll have to think of something in case Dave is staying around for an extended time 
