heata
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I answered the phone today, to the classic sub-continent tele-marketers voice. She was kindly ringing from the 'windows support centre' to inform me that the pc in my house had downloaded viruses, and went on to explain the possible damage they could do.
"Oh, and which computer in my house has done this?" I ask,
She responds,"the one registered to"
and she reels of my wifes maiden name,
(backstory,we first registered the phone before we were married in Shauna's name, after 9 years we've never bothered to change it to our married name, since it trips up tellemarketers, and effectively gives us an unregistered number)
At this point I burst out laughing, she asks "why are you laughing sir?" I decide to string this along, "hmm thats no good, can you please tell me what type of computer it is? oh, and when the virus was downloaded" she responds with "why are you laughing?" I say "I'm not, please answer my question."
at this point she hangs up....
"Oh, and which computer in my house has done this?" I ask,
She responds,"the one registered to"
and she reels of my wifes maiden name,
(backstory,we first registered the phone before we were married in Shauna's name, after 9 years we've never bothered to change it to our married name, since it trips up tellemarketers, and effectively gives us an unregistered number)
At this point I burst out laughing, she asks "why are you laughing sir?" I decide to string this along, "hmm thats no good, can you please tell me what type of computer it is? oh, and when the virus was downloaded" she responds with "why are you laughing?" I say "I'm not, please answer my question."
at this point she hangs up....
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