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After their 11th child, an Irish couple decided enough was enough as they couldn't afford a larger bed, so the husband went to the doctor and told him they didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure that would fix the problem, called a vasectomy, but it was expensive. A less costly alternative would be to go home, light a large firecracker, put it in a beer can, hold the can up to his ear, and count to 10.
The Irishman said to the doctor, " B'Jaysus, I may not be the smartest man in the world, but i dont see how that will help"
"Trust me. It will do the job." said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a firecracker, put it in a beer can, held it to his ear and began to count.. 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5..
at which point he puts the can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works for New Zealanders and Tasmanians.
The doctor told him there was a procedure that would fix the problem, called a vasectomy, but it was expensive. A less costly alternative would be to go home, light a large firecracker, put it in a beer can, hold the can up to his ear, and count to 10.
The Irishman said to the doctor, " B'Jaysus, I may not be the smartest man in the world, but i dont see how that will help"
"Trust me. It will do the job." said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a firecracker, put it in a beer can, held it to his ear and began to count.. 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5..
at which point he puts the can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works for New Zealanders and Tasmanians.
