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How does this guy do this?? http://1funny.com/magic-trick-leave-you-stunned/

All fully approved by the Workcover Authority of Russia! http://www.youtube.com/embed/pMCrj02SUlA?rel=0

Click on the link for the scales. As the authorities in the NT and WA are now pulling up caravans and weighing them these may someone a fine. I have no interest in the business just purely passing on the link. http://sunbuster.rtrk.com.au/?scid=194712

A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving a Colt automatic and yelled "I have a .45 Colt with an eight shot clip and I want to know who's been screwing my wife?" A voice from the back of the room called out... "You'll need more ammo!”

There is a medical distinction between ‘Guts’ and ‘Backbone’. We've heard colleagues referring to people with ‘Guts’ or with ‘Backbone’. Do they, however, know the difference between them? Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: GUTS - Is arriving home...

DIVORCE vs. MURDER A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide. The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide? The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband. The...

There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw a...

What do reckon, will these tie down points work?

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Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world. Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted. Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes...

Scary if you leave your GPS in the car in the sun. This came from Ford.

BRITISH HUMOUR On a crowded train, travelling somewhere in Europe, a US. Marine walked the entire length of the train looking for a seat before realizing that the only seat available was currently occupied by a well-dressed, middle-aged French woman's poodle. The weary Marine asked...

The Morality of Dishonesty Robbers entered a bank in a small town. One of them shouted: "Don't move! The money belongs to the bank. Your lives belong to you.” Immediately all the people in the bank laid on the floor quietly and without panic. This is an example of how the correct wording of a...

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God Loves Drunk People Too A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He...

This kind of sums it up. Lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really give a hoot anymore. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat. A rabbit runs and...

A friend of mine has just had a recall on his D40 for a faulty exhaust temp sender. It is a manual D40. There is nothing on the Nissan recall page about it. I have not had a letter regarding the recall. Mine is a 2011 D40 ST-X manual. Has anyone had a recall for this problem?

Check the new Audi that has been developed in the USA. Takes all the fun out of parking. Link: -http://www.youtube.com/embed/rgN8MOrss40?rel=0

This should cause a giggle or two :) > HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF > LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND > THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? > WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE. > > > MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS > SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST > APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW...

http://www.vincelewis.net/unsoldcars.html True or not. If its true we might be able to get some cheap Navara's soon.